Oh, what I wouldn't give to travel back in time to find the very first kale farmer and kick him right in the nutbag!
We saw Tom Jones and women are still throwing their panties onstage. Bigger panties now. I thought one of them was a Sweater.
Posted 25 Mar
In an almost unbelievable coincidence, Benedict Cumberbatch is what I call my pecker. And have for more than 30 years.
Posted 24 Mar
The other day, someone called me a showboat. As opposed to all those regular boats just sitting around getting no attention.
Posted 23 Mar
I was sober when I wrote the rest of them
Posted 20 Mar