The shorts I'm wearing were reversible until about two minutes ago.
Steve pointed out a big woman he thought was attractive. I said she was too big. He said, “for what!?”
Posted 30 Sep
I'm self-employed and if I don't stop masturbating soon I am going to have to file a sexual harassment lawsuit just to get some work done.
Posted 29 Sep
Spread the wealth. And the legs. Don't forget the legs.
Posted 26 Sep
With all the available technology, why does Steven Hawking still sound like a Speak and Spell?
Posted 25 Sep