• The shorts I'm wearing were reversible until about two minutes ago.
    Posted 17h
  • Steve pointed out a big woman he thought was attractive. I said she was too big. He said, “for what!?”
    Posted 30 Sep
  • I'm self-employed and if I don't stop masturbating soon I am going to have to file a sexual harassment lawsuit just to get some work done.
    Posted 29 Sep
  • Spread the wealth. And the legs. Don't forget the legs.
    Posted 26 Sep
  • With all the available technology, why does Steven Hawking still sound like a Speak and Spell?
    Posted 25 Sep
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