• I support all men and women in uniform including those who wear waitress and nurse outfits.
    Posted 13h
  • I don't believe in reincarnation but I did in a previous life.
    Posted 27 May
  • If the airport had a titty bar I would get there two hours early, but I would still miss my flight.
    Posted 26 May
  • Sweat pants are basically house slippers for your legs. So stop wearing them to the restaurant.
    Posted 22 May
  • Turns out writers didn't suddenly start using way too many commas, colons and semi-colons, it was just time to clean my laptop.
    Posted 21 May
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