The Apple store genius bar is like the DMV with tighter pants and less body odor.
It's Throwback Thursday, so I'm throwing back shots of Number Juan Tequila. Heaven is real! #TBT #NumberJuan
Posted 3 Sep
There is no substitute for hard work. Done by another person. On your behalf. For free.
Posted 2 Sep
Why are we arresting people who want leave the U.S. and join ISIS? We should start a shuttle service to where we can kill them.
Posted 1 Sep
I’m glad I kept my land line. At least once a week I use it to find my cell phone.
Posted 31 Aug