I support all men and women in uniform including those who wear waitress and nurse outfits.
I don't believe in reincarnation but I did in a previous life.
Posted 27 May
If the airport had a titty bar I would get there two hours early, but I would still miss my flight.
Posted 26 May
Sweat pants are basically house slippers for your legs. So stop wearing them to the restaurant.
Posted 22 May
Turns out writers didn't suddenly start using way too many commas, colons and semi-colons, it was just time to clean my laptop.
Posted 21 May