Why does Wal-Mart even sell toothbrushes?
Let's face it: Everyone sucks according to somebody.
Posted 2 Jul
Yesterday I suffered a relapse in my ongoing battle with 90-minute nap addiction.
Posted 1 Jul
Strange when I hear people say "I only smoke when I drink." Makes no sense to me. Like "I only shoplift in the winter."
Posted 30 Jun
Never hit on someone you're going to have to see on a regular basis. This rule applies to co-workers, roommates and 2nd cousins.
Posted 29 Jun