• A guy asked me to sign a petition that would ban petitions, but I didn't sign it. I hate petitions.
    Posted 22h
  • My cousin Ronna has a nonprofit helping victims of the terrorist attack in Kenya. Please SUPPORT/SHARE! ow.ly/M2gZP #United4Kenya
    Posted 23 Apr
  • Lately, I’ve been worried that I drink too much. I’ve really got to quit worrying.
    Posted 23 Apr
  • They say you’re only as sick as your secrets. That’s why I stopped keeping yours.
    Posted 22 Apr
  • Sometimes I feel like the whole world just needs to jack-off and take a nap.
    Posted 21 Apr
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