• Lately I’ve been rereading the classics. I had totally forgotten that Miss November 1990 likes meeting new people.
    Posted 24 Oct
  • If you're saving up for a rainy day, why not just move to the desert and splurge?
    Posted 23 Oct
  • Just saw a woman so big she was wearing a moo moo moo. Two moos weren't enough.
    Posted 22 Oct
  • You ever wake up from a nap and not know whether it’s day or night, or why the police are in your house?
    Posted 21 Oct
  • If "War is not the answer," then who had a number one hit in 1975 with Low Rider?
    Posted 20 Oct
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