Researchers say pizza is the most addictive food in the world. Especially if you dip the crust in heroin.
If you live in a dry county you still need to get wet every once in a while.
Posted 27 Mar
Oh, what I wouldn't give to travel back in time to find the very first kale farmer and kick him right in the nutbag!
Posted 26 Mar
We saw Tom Jones and women are still throwing their panties onstage. Bigger panties now. I thought one of them was a Sweater.
Posted 25 Mar
In an almost unbelievable coincidence, Benedict Cumberbatch is what I call my pecker. And have for more than 30 years.
Posted 24 Mar