• Some people should not dress up like slutty nurses, but that guy did have pretty big tits.
    Posted 2h
  • Dammit! Looks like I’m gonna have to take my own drugs. None of this candy seems to be laced with anything.
    Posted 5h
  • I’ve been sleep walking lately but my doctor won’t let me count it as exercise.
    Posted 30 Oct
  • I'm going to buy a racehorse and train him to run by himself. I think he'll be a lot faster without that guy on his back.
    Posted 29 Oct
  • Considering how bad it smells, you’d think it would be a lot easier to find my WD40.
    Posted 28 Oct
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