I would hate having my hair cut if it weren't for the part where the boobs rub my shoulders.
Some of this online porn goes too far! They're starting to involve animals. I just saw an otter with a shaved beaver.
Posted 26 Feb
The Wal-Mart snack bar is more like a diaper changing station with soft pretzel service.
Posted 25 Feb
I've grown a lot this year. On the inside. You should see the size of my liver.
Posted 24 Feb
Liquor stores that deliver pizza and booze. Am I right or am I right?
Posted 23 Feb