Some people should not dress up like slutty nurses, but that guy did have pretty big tits.
Dammit! Looks like I’m gonna have to take my own drugs. None of this candy seems to be laced with anything.
I’ve been sleep walking lately but my doctor won’t let me count it as exercise.
Posted 30 Oct
I'm going to buy a racehorse and train him to run by himself. I think he'll be a lot faster without that guy on his back.
Posted 29 Oct
Considering how bad it smells, you’d think it would be a lot easier to find my WD40.
Posted 28 Oct