• Because alcohol is lighter than water, I'm pretty buoyant. I'm not a strong swimmer, but I could float to Jamaica.
    Posted 2 Oct
  • This looks like a good place to eat....Unless the owner is named Philly. pic.twitter.com/LaFiHvT41w
    Posted 1 Oct
  • Men can marry men, women can marry women, and I still can't jack off in the Pottery Barn parking lot. What about MY rights?
    Posted 30 Sep
  • I’m creating a new service called Illegal Zoom for decent people looking to start some shit.
    Posted 29 Sep
  • Today I'm celebrating National Rode Hard and Put Up Wet Day. Please join me.
    Posted 28 Sep
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