They sell pumpkins for Halloween. Then sell different ones for Thanksgiving & Christmas pies. The pumpkin people have their shit together.
Posted 19 Dec
I got your stocking stuffer, right here.
Posted 18 Dec
Didn’t we just celebrate Christmas in July?
Posted 17 Dec
I usually do all my Christmas shopping on Oh Shit! Saturday.
Posted 16 Dec
In the Twelve Days of Christmas, you have to suffer through a lot of birds before you get to the dancing ladies.
Posted 15 Dec