• Researchers say pizza is the most addictive food in the world. Especially if you dip the crust in heroin.
    Posted 21h
  • If you live in a dry county you still need to get wet every once in a while.
    Posted 27 Mar
  • Oh, what I wouldn't give to travel back in time to find the very first kale farmer and kick him right in the nutbag!
    Posted 26 Mar
  • We saw Tom Jones and women are still throwing their panties onstage. Bigger panties now. I thought one of them was a Sweater.
    Posted 25 Mar
  • In an almost unbelievable coincidence, Benedict Cumberbatch is what I call my pecker. And have for more than 30 years.
    Posted 24 Mar
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