I’ve got a good head on my shoulders; unfortunately it’s attached to this very evil body.
I don't know if there is an imbalance of power in relationships but you never hear about a woman who's dick-whipped
Posted 21 Aug
Support public television, especially if you’re a fan of begging and elderly doo-wop.
Posted 20 Aug
My mother's sister likes to trip. We call her Aunt Acid.
Posted 19 Aug
“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth gets its pants on.” - Ron White
Posted 18 Aug