Because alcohol is lighter than water, I'm pretty buoyant. I'm not a strong swimmer, but I could float to Jamaica.
Posted 2 Oct
This looks like a good place to eat....Unless the owner is named Philly. pic.twitter.com/LaFiHvT41w
Posted 1 Oct
Men can marry men, women can marry women, and I still can't jack off in the Pottery Barn parking lot. What about MY rights?
Posted 30 Sep
I’m creating a new service called Illegal Zoom for decent people looking to start some shit.
Posted 29 Sep
Today I'm celebrating National Rode Hard and Put Up Wet Day. Please join me.
Posted 28 Sep