• I’ve got a good head on my shoulders; unfortunately it’s attached to this very evil body.
    Posted 3h
  • I don't know if there is an imbalance of power in relationships but you never hear about a woman who's dick-whipped
    Posted 21 Aug
  • Support public television, especially if you’re a fan of begging and elderly doo-wop.
    Posted 20 Aug
  • My mother's sister likes to trip. We call her Aunt Acid.
    Posted 19 Aug
  • “A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth gets its pants on.” - Ron White
    Posted 18 Aug
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