• They sell pumpkins for Halloween. Then sell different ones for Thanksgiving & Christmas pies. The pumpkin people have their shit together.
    Posted 19 Dec
  • I got your stocking stuffer, right here.
    Posted 18 Dec
  • Didn’t we just celebrate Christmas in July?
    Posted 17 Dec
  • I usually do all my Christmas shopping on Oh Shit! Saturday.
    Posted 16 Dec
  • In the Twelve Days of Christmas, you have to suffer through a lot of birds before you get to the dancing ladies.
    Posted 15 Dec
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