• Why does Wal-Mart even sell toothbrushes?
    Posted 13h
  • Let's face it: Everyone sucks according to somebody.
    Posted 2 Jul
  • Yesterday I suffered a relapse in my ongoing battle with 90-minute nap addiction.
    Posted 1 Jul
  • Strange when I hear people say "I only smoke when I drink." Makes no sense to me. Like "I only shoplift in the winter."
    Posted 30 Jun
  • Never hit on someone you're going to have to see on a regular basis. This rule applies to co-workers, roommates and 2nd cousins.
    Posted 29 Jun
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