I think this truck commercial just called me a pussy.
Posted 28 Jul
If I were an animal, I’d be looking for another animal to fuck and/or eat rather than writing this.
Posted 27 Jul
My favorite place for skirt steak. pic.twitter.com/jK2Wrhy1qR
Posted 26 Jul
Today may be National Tequila Day, but wherever I am it's always Local Tequila Day #DrinkNumberJuan
Posted 25 Jul
@Ron_White and @DrPhil in 2016!!
Posted 24 Jul