• I’ve been sleep walking lately but my doctor won’t let me count it as exercise.
    Posted 19h
  • I'm going to buy a racehorse and train him to run by himself. I think he'll be a lot faster without that guy on his back.
    Posted 29 Oct
  • Considering how bad it smells, you’d think it would be a lot easier to find my WD40.
    Posted 28 Oct
  • People say I'm not driven. Hearing that drives me to drink, which makes me funny, which makes me successful, which makes them wrong.
    Posted 27 Oct
  • Lately I’ve been rereading the classics. I had totally forgotten that Miss November 1990 likes meeting new people.
    Posted 24 Oct
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