• Just saw a woman so big she was wearing a moo moo moo. Two moos weren't enough.
    Posted 22h
  • You ever wake up from a nap and not know whether it’s day or night, or why the police are in your house?
    Posted 21 Oct
  • If "War is not the answer," then who had a number one hit in 1975 with Low Rider?
    Posted 20 Oct
  • I use Hemp shampoo. It doesn’t make my hair look any better but it does make me giggle when I comb it.
    Posted 17 Oct
  • No good can come from a lawyer. You can quote me on that.
    Posted 15 Oct
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