• Sweat pants are basically house slippers for your legs. So stop wearing them to the restaurant.
    Posted 22 May
  • Turns out writers didn't suddenly start using way too many commas, colons and semi-colons, it was just time to clean my laptop.
    Posted 21 May
  • Take a minute and think it through before you act. "Soulmate" means for eternity.
    Posted 20 May
  • It's amazing that we're still able to come up with new ways to fuck with chickens.
    Posted 19 May
  • A journey of a thousands gallons begins with one sip.
    Posted 18 May
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