Sweat pants are basically house slippers for your legs. So stop wearing them to the restaurant.
Posted 22 May
Turns out writers didn't suddenly start using way too many commas, colons and semi-colons, it was just time to clean my laptop.
Posted 21 May
Take a minute and think it through before you act. "Soulmate" means for eternity.
Posted 20 May
It's amazing that we're still able to come up with new ways to fuck with chickens.
Posted 19 May
A journey of a thousands gallons begins with one sip.
Posted 18 May